Hi, I'm Katie.
When I was 11 years old, I wrote an award-winning speech about the moral implications of Spongebob Squarepants. While I’d like to think my wit and thoughtful prose won over the judges, it was probably because I opened the speech by singing the entire theme song (along with some great choreography).
Today, I’m channeling my 11-year-old self. I’m asking deeper questions about an idea, looking at it from a different point of view, and executing it with excitement and passion. I’m still working on the choreography, though.
If I were to write another speech, here are some
topics that I would proudly discuss:
How to Write a 25-page Paper on The Phantom of the Opera
Health Consequences of the Average Irish Diet: Fish & Chips
Why You Should Floss: Negating the Theory that Flossing Has
“No Real Health Benefits”
What is a Wet Cappuccino, and Is It The Same Thing
as a Latte?
Why Wimbledon is Better than the Super Bowl
Dog Instagrams: The Psychological Bond Between
Man’s Best Friend and 300,000 Followers